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20 YEARS OR LIFE (YOUR CHOICE)



A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him
sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears
to be deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear
from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room,
"Why are you down here at this time of night?".
The husband looks up from his coffee,
"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating,
and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making
love?"
"Yes, I! remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
him.
The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20
years?"

"I remember that too." she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says,
"I would have gotten out today." :eek:
 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA gotta print this out man!!!

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Classic.
 
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