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Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up with gifts that I felt obligated to buy. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later. So mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the mall entrance.

As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard a quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a poorly dressed boy of about 12 years old. He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged flannel shirt to protect him from the cold night's chill. Oddly enough, he was holding a hundred dollar bill in his hand. Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him what was wrong. He told me his sad story.

He said that he came from a large family. He had three brothers and four sisters. His father had died when he was nine years old. His mother was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs. She made very little to support her large family. Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save two hundred dollars to buy her children Christmas presents.

The young boy had been dropped off, by his mother, on the way to her second job. He was to use the money to buy presents for all his siblings and save just enough to take the bus home. He had not even entered the mall, when an older boy grabbed one of the hundred dollar bills and disappeared into the night.

"Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked. The boy said, "I did." "And nobody came to help you?" I wondered. The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head. "How loud did you scream?" I inquired. The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me!" I realized that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy cry for help......























So I grabbed his other hundred and ran to my car and took off.
 

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Thats just straight up heartless. Anybody who does this needs a good swift kick in the a** and locked up and never come out.

:mad: :zbash: :redmad: :rant: :thumbsd: :zdunno: :evil4:
 

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Thunderchick94 said:
Thats just straight up heartless. Anybody who does this needs a good swift kick in the a** and locked up and never come out.

:mad: :zbash: :redmad: :rant: :thumbsd: :zdunno: :evil4:
I'm pretty sure it's just a joke......




I hope at least :leftright :D
 

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Thunderchick94 said:
Thats just straight up heartless. Anybody who does this needs a good swift kick in the a** and locked up and never come out.

:mad: :zbash: :redmad: :rant: :thumbsd: :zdunno: :evil4:
uh....it's a joke.....:zdunno:

:leftright ~~> :zwall:
 

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:rolleyes:

joke (n.)

Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Informal.
Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality:
 

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SC_Steve said:


also see: Joel's mom in a thong :leftright


who said that? :D

j/k Joel
Look up Joel's mom in a thong and i found the definition of gut wrenching.

BTW, nicwe story SD! Got a grin out of me! :)
 

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uhh huh, now that aint kosher man.
 

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you can make fun of my mom in a thong, lol
No he can not!






















We don't want to see Joel in a thong!
 

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:uppoint: :uppoint: :uppoint:

I thought it was! And I'm justfine as long as we can keep the Sh**p out of this conversation
 

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That's a good one, but I knew the punch-line before I scrolled down.

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."




















Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "****! THAT'S the word!”
 
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