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hey,
today, as i was driving, i saw an early 90s bird, and it had a far cannon!?! WTF!!!
i am speachless....
 

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I believe he meant fart cannon, the restrictive noisemaker that for many add at least fifty horsepower, and possibly more, but only in conjunction with body kits made by the late Jerry Garcia on an acid trip, and many many layers worth of vinyl graphics, this T-bird with his "exhaust", see quote in my Sig., must make at least 250-300 at the wheels with his exhaust.
 

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Heh... there is a kid that lives around me that has a red 92 lx 3.8l bird with a fart cannon exhaust. The car's beautiful and doesn't have stickers or any cheezy stuff like that... but that muffler has to go. If I ever see him when I can stop and chat a little, I'll talk some sense into the lad :D
 

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I went out to my parking lot sat. night to notice a 3.8 '93 bird with white racing stripes and a huge tip. Someone busted out his window, so he kept the car in the guarded lot over night. Other than that, I rarely see T-Birds with fart pipes/huge tips around here.

In other news, I was on my way to school this morning in heavy traffic, doing 70 in a 55 going with the flow. All of a sudden, this Nissan Sentra with a shopping cart type of wing and a true fart pipe starts cutting people off and weaving from place to place.
I pay no mind and continue on until the traffic somewhat clears. He jumps lanes again and forces a downshift. Kinda tempting, but I'm just to lazy to play in the morning. Anyway, as I got into the lane that he was now in and farting away quick, I noticed another car approaching me from the right. I was in the right lane already. Before I had a chance to turn my head the mofo passed me on the shoulder. And that's when I noticed he was a state trooper. Jumped straight onto the ricer boy and flicked his lights on. I still can't believe I didn't even notice him behind me. I was doing 70 in a 55 and the guy passed me on the shoulder...:eek:

Ok, I'm done...sorry to take up your time...:)
 

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It wasn't an MN-12, but...

I was outside having a smoke at work a couple weeks back, when I saw a deep blue SHO. At first, I thought it didn't look bad, then I noticed the two HUGE fart cannons sticking out the back. I was horrified. THen, the engine starts. I just about soiled myself.. it sounded almost as bad as it looked!!!!

What posesses some people ???

-Jes
 

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I still can't believe I didn't even notice him behind me. I was doing 70 in a 55 and the guy passed me on the shoulder...:eek:

they always seem to come out of thin air
 

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I feel your pain. Theres a local 94-95 base LX here, sporting a suupra style wing. I normaly give a club card to everyoneI see that seems to remotely care about their bird, but...."no card for you!" (card nazi) :tongue:
 

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Poor kid

There is this kid that lives down the block from me and wanted to know where i got my exhaust.

(i just cut the mufflers and welded 2 chrome 2 1/2 tips on)

So i told him go to MUffler brothers {local in dayton ohio that did mine } and they will take cre of you.

he also wanted to know about my clear corners, hood, and rims

and all i said was TCCOA TCCOA TCCOA

i even wrote it down for him.

WELL...................2 weeks later what do i see

cut mufflers.................BUT this sick F just used escort exhaust pipe, you know the kind that is only like 1 1/2 inchs at most.

it sounded like total A$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!

then i see the front, and yes he put on pink PINK PINK Fn wiper blades, { the car is teal green like mine}

I nearly got sick, i think one of these nights im going to go down there and rip them off his car

The next time i see him i will set him strait if it is even possible

Chris
 

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PUKE!!!! :zpuke: WHY oh WHY??? :bangwall:



Thomas
 

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if i ever see a bird/cougar like that, i swear i'm going to kick the muffler until it falls off
 

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Geez!!

When did they start putting steps on the back of our beloved MN12's to get into the trunk???? That Sucks!!!:mad:
 

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Everytime I see fart pipes I want to stuff an orange up it, see what happens.

As far as tbirds, I've only seen one with a fart pipe. It was actually a cougar, Mexican style. It had a huge Nike swoosh on the back, rancho tassles in the front, and a big fart pipe.
 

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I have got to get pictures of this Bird that parks about a block from where I live. It is a 94/5, painted green, not sure if they sanded it before they painted it, I guarantee there is no bondo in this car because if there was it might be straight. It has some ugly *** black graphics on the sides and hood. The baby Daytons really add to the look of a stock ride height Bird too. This thing has enough fender gap for a large animal to live in. thomas may have seen it around? I saw it in Lincoln sitting on the corner of 27th and Holdredge once a couple weeks before it started living a block from me. I almost want to go a different way to class in the morning just so I don't have to ride by it.
 
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