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This is a list of AOD-based movie titles that I created....and yes, it's completely random. Take a famous movie, change the title around to fit an AOD problem or cure, and voila', instant joke thread.

This is volume I:


Here goes...

Star Trek : The Motionless Lincoln
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Karl, AOD rebuilder
Star Trek III: The Search for Dextron III
Star Trek IV: The Tow Truck Voyage Home
Star Trek V: The Final Rebuild
Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Front Seal Leak

Star Wars, episode I: The repair bill Menace
STar Wars, episode II. The attack of the planetary gearset howl
Star Wars, episode III: Revenge of the Direct Clutch
Star Wars, episode 4: A New O/D band
Star Wars, episode 5: The O/D band strikes back
Star Wars, episode 6: The Return of the 3/4 shift freewheeling

The Hunt for Red Mercon V
Direct Clutch Plate Games
A Clear and Present Tranny Pan Leak

Lord of the Sealing Rings: The misinstallation of the Planetary Retainer Ring
Lord of the Sealing Rings: The Two Repair Bills
Lord of the Sealing Rings: The Return of the Tow Truck

True Grit (in the pan)
Parking Cogbroke (Rooster Cogburn)
She Drove a Yellow Tow Truck
The Five-Speeds of Katie Elder
Cahill: United States Tow Truck Driver
The Green TV Bushings
The Man Who Shot His Own AOD
The O/D Bands of Iwo Jima

Anatomy of a Repair Bill
The Transmission that Shifted Too Much
Rear OutputShaft Seal
It's a Wonderful Tremec

Arsenic and Old ATF
A Walk Home to Remember

Gone with the Repair Money

The Front Pump of Navarrone
Forced 2/1 shift from Navarrone

Transmission Shop Nights: The Ballad of Rebuilder-Guy Bobby

Blazing Bearing Saddles

Shiftless in Seattle
When Harry the tranny rebuilder guy met Sally the pissed-off Lincoln owner
You've got Repair Bills!

300 Miles

8 mile mark

James Bond: The tranny rebuilder who loved me
James Bond: A view to a wallet kill
James Bond: WalletRaker
James Bond: Her Majesty's Secret AOD Rebuild Service
James Bond: My AOD died the other day (die another day)
James Bond: Never Say AOD Again
James Bond: From my tranny rebuilder with Love
James Bond: KaChinking Royale
James Bond: For your Rebuilder's Eyes Only
James Bond: You Only Rebuild Twice
James Bond: Tremecs Never Die
James Bond: Tremecs Are Forever
James Bond: The Man with the Broken Input Shaft
James Bond: The Wallet Is Not Enough
Rebuild: Impossible

Big Trouble in Little Clutch Basket

Around the Rebuild Bench in 80 Days

Confessions of a Middle-Aged Rebuilder Queen

$2001: My First Rebuilding Odyssey
$2010: The Second Rebuild Job

FiveSpeed & Clutch (Starsky and Hutch)

Fatal TransAction

The Ghost in the Accumulator

The Dark Crystal-ized Friction Plates

The Rebuild Shops of Madison County

Transmission Goo Hustle
Crouching Mechanic, Hidden Tranny Leak
Rush Repair Job
Rush Repair Job II
Slippage in the Bronx
Legend of Drunken Tranny Shop Salesman
Tremecs of Fury
Enter the Tremec Salesman

The Italian Repair Job

To Catch an Intermittent Shifting Grief


Romancing the Tremec Salesman
AOD Boat Anchor of the Nile

The Ten Repair Bill Amendments
Band-Hurled

The Planetary Caused Scrapes

V is for Very Freaking Expensive

The Sound of Musical Grinding

12 Angry AOD Owners

People Vs. Larry the AOD Design Engineer

Rebuilders of the Last AOD
Indiana Jones and the Repair Bill of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Last AOD Tirade

E-T: Extra Transmission

Close Encounters of the Intermediate Sprag Snap Ring Grind

Dial "T" for Tremec

The Fluid and the Darkness

All the President's Rebuilds

The AODville Horror
AOD 13

AODnophobia


Where the Red Dextron Grows

While you were rebuilding your AOD

Under the Tuscan Sun Gear

That Tremec Thing You Do

Trail of the Pink ATF
Revenge of the Pink ATF

Riding in Cars with Boys who don't know **** about AOD's

Truth about AOD's and 5-speeds

First Busted Knuckles
Rambo: First Busted Knuckles part II

A River (of ATF) Runs Through It

Robin Hood: Men in Repair Overalls
Robin Hood: Prince of tranny shop salesmen thieves

Romy and Michele's High School AOD Rebuild

Running with Slippage

Mad Hot AOD Owner

The Man with one red ATF bottle

Message in an ATF Bottle

Midnight in the Tranny Shop of Good and Evil
The Million-Dollar Tow Bill
Letters from I Owe Jim A.

Much AOD about nothing

The Neverending Slippage

The Last AOD Repair Guy in Scotland

The Last Temptation of Tremec

The League of Extraordinary Tremec Salesmen

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Breakdowns
 

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Volume II

The Plight of the Rebuilder

A Beautiful Grind

Broke down by Winn-Dixie

Rebuild it like Beckham

The Count of Monte Clutch Pack

Bill and Ted's Bogus AOD
Bill and Ted's Excellent Tremec

Borat: Transmission Rebuildings in America for Make Benefit Glorious '91 Thunderbird of Kazakhstan

Blew The Front Pump Seal On the Fourth of July

The Brokedown Bunch Movie

Brewster's Spent Millions On AOD Rebuilds

Bridget Jones' Rebuild Manual

The Overdrive Band Effect

Can't Buy Me Love For An AOD

Charlie and the Tremec Factory

AOD's aren't Cheaper By The Dozen

The AOD Rebuilder's Daughter

Jay and Silent Bob **** Out The AOD

Chasing ATF

Conan The Pissed-Off AOD Owner
Conan The Suddenly-Happy Tremec Buyer

The Constant Rebuilder

Curse of the Golden Shift Kit

The Quick Tremec and The Dead AOD

Quigley Down Under His Cougar

Edward Scissorjackhands

Ella Disenchanted

Ernest Goes To AOD Rebuild School
Ernest Scared ****less of AOD's

Eternal Sunshine of the Tremec Owner's Mind

Escape from Al's Tranny Shop

Exorcism of Emily Rose, AOD Owner

Escape From New tranny shop

Failure at Lunch

Ferris Bueller's Day Spent Yanking Out That Goddamn AOD

A Few Good AOD Rebuilders

Final Fantasy: Hallucinations of Properly-Shifting AOD's
Final Fantasy: I Finally Had Enough Of The Crap AOD So I Finally Went And Bought That Tremec

Harry Potter And The Stone That Went Through the Tranny Pan

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets Where I Hide All Of My AOD Repair Bills

Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of AOD Builder Dan

Harry Potter And the AOD On Fire

Harry Potter And the Order For The New Tremec

Harry Potter And The Half-Assed AOD

Harry Potter And The Deadly Servos

A Tremec Salesperson Called Wanda

Fistful of Dollars Spent

Four Weddings and a Tremec Swap

Girl with a Pearl-Colored Torque Convertor

Shift, Interrupted

Shift Quality Gone In 60 Seconds

The Good German Tow Truck Driver

"Good Morning, Vietnamese Tow Truck Driver!"

The Good, The Bad, And the AOD That shifts like crap

The Great Wallet Robbery

The Greatest Tremec Ever Shifted

Grumpy Old AOD Owners

Not-So-Great AOD Expectations

Unhappy Feet
 

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I suppose this beats smoking crack or wife beating...but there's gotta be a better hobby. LOL
 

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lmfao.Too much time.
 

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sounds like its good to have a bird with the 4R70W. i especially liked Ernest Scared ****less of AOD' and Shift Quality Gone In 60 Seconds. did you come up with all those?

-John
 

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James Bond: The tranny rebuilder who loved me
James Bond: A view to a wallet kill
James Bond: WalletRaker
James Bond: Her Majesty's Secret AOD Rebuild Service
James Bond: My AOD died the other day (die another day)
James Bond: Never Say AOD Again
James Bond: From my tranny rebuilder with Love
James Bond: KaChinking Royale
James Bond: For your Rebuilder's Eyes Only
James Bond: You Only Rebuild Twice
James Bond: Tremecs Never Die
James Bond: Tremecs Are Forever
James Bond: The Man with the Broken Input Shaft
James Bond: The Wallet Is Not Enough
You forgot James Bond: License to Rebuild
 

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sounds like its good to have a bird with the 4R70W. i especially liked Ernest Scared ****less of AOD' and Shift Quality Gone In 60 Seconds. did you come up with all those?

-John
Yes.

I didn't spend too much time working on this stuff, at times, it just flies out, as fast as I can type it. And don't ask me where it comes from, as I don't know either....lol.

So far as a hobby is concerned, occasionally the stuff I write does make me a few bucks....
 

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haha. A walk home to remember. Unfortunately Ive seen several of these movies. Would not recommend any of them.
 

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Harry Potter And the AOD On Fire

I don't know why, I just found this to be REALLY funny!

Anyway, here's a couple to add to it.
Some Tarantino
-Pulpy Fluid
-Killer Bill volumes 1 & 2
-Reservoir of trans fluid
-Grindcase/Shiftproof
How about the Batman movies
-Rebuild
-Rebuild returns
-Rebuild forever
-Rebuild & rob you
-Rebuild begins
-Rebuild: the dark fluid

-AOD history X
 

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AOD and the AOD that AOD'd on AOD and Finally AOD. AOD.
 

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Things to do in denver when your AOD is dead.
 

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volume III

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystalized O/D band

The Big Leak Housing

The Forbidden Seal Kit

The Repair Bills of Barney..uh....

The Fantastic Floor Jack

Memoirs of a Brief Shift

One Friction Disk Too Far...

Confessions of a Dangerous Transmission Shop Salesman's Mind

An Inconvenient 3/4 Freewheeling

The O/D Shift After Tomorrow

Tenacious Slip in the Drip of Destiny

Termination 3: Rise of the Jack Stands

Thank You For Slipping

There Will Be Leaks

Scooping Goo

The Shot Servo Redemption

Death of a Transmission Shop Salesman

Flakes in the Drain (snakes on a plane)

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Repair Bill!

Spews a Little (Stuart Little)

Walk Hard: The Dripping Cog Story

Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Where-is-the-Throttle-Valve-Grommet?

We Were Rebuilders

Whatever Happened to Snap Ring Plain?

The Whole Nine Quarts

The World's Fastest Indian AOD Rebuilder

Metallic: Some Kind of Flakes

Transmission Impossible

Mr. Bean's Howling Day

Mr. Magorium Wonders Why He Bought That Crown Victoria

The Humming Returns

The Pursuit of AOD Unhappyness

The Life Dextronic with Steve Zissou

Eight Lengthy Streaks

The Emperor's New Snap Ring Groove

Everything Leaking is Illuminated

Lyin' to the B**ch While ATF soaks up into my Wardrobe

Little Missed Sun Splines

Spin Free and Die Hard

The Loneliness of the Long Distance Tow Truck Driver

Love Don't Cost a Thing( But AOD's sure as hell do)

Something's Wrong for Bobby Long

Jimmy Spewtron: Boy Leakfinder

Joe Spurt

Shifty Todd: The Demented Tremec Salesman of Fleet Street

S.P.L.A.T.

A Previous Disengagement

Adam Sander's 8 Crazy Repair Bills

American Pile

Drip Pans of New York

The Golden Bus Pass
 
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