A buddy of mine sent me this joke and I choked on my Egg McMuffin!!! :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :uppoint: :uppoint: :rofl: :rofl:Guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous *itch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."