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Darth Helmet, for sure. Darth Vader has a bad temper... Plus he doesn't have any lines as good as Darth Helmet does. "I'm surrounded by @ssholes!!!" and "You know how I like to drink my coffee when I'm watching the radar!"
 

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Oh, shoot! I forgot his best line: "I bet she gives great helmet" The first time I saw Spaceballs I didn't get that joke, because I was like 10. It's a lot funnier now, though!
 

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I believe the character in Spaceballs was called Lord Dark Helmet, not Darth Helmet. However, that is a very hard choice to make.
The Dark side of the force vs. The Dark side of the Schwartz.

In sheer evilness, I would go with Vader. Overall, Lord Helmet wins in the amusement category ("Did you see anything?" ... "No I did not see you playing with your dolls again, Sir!").
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best line of the movie...

COMB THE DESERTS!!!...

then 2 white guys have a 10ft comb and are combin the sand....LOL

then theres 2 black guys with an afro pick thats like 10 ft tall...HAHAH

he turns around...*this is gonna be awhile*:mad:
 

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man, we ain't found sh*t!
dark helmet rules. i think the funniest line though, is when rick moranis says, "get back here you fat bearded b*tch!" it's just too funny coming from him.
 

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Helmet!

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate"
 

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How many *******s are on this damn ship anyhow! I knew it.. I'm surounded by *******s... keep firing *******s!!

Spaceballs rules. First time I saw it, I didn't get all the jokes in it either, but since I'm older, I get them :) What's the matter Colonel Sanders?? Chicken??? :D

-Andy "Melon"
 

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Prepare ship for light speed
no no no light speed is too slow,
light speed too slow?
were' goin to have to straight to ludicrous speed!
sir, we've never gone that fast before, i dont know if the ship can take it
whats a matter colonel sanders, chicken?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

the combination is 1 2 3 4 5
so the combination is 1 2 3 4 5, thats the stupidest combination i ever heard in my life! the the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
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whats the combination?
12345
12345?
yes
thats amazing, thats the same thing i have on my luggage!
 

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"Out of order??"

"F*CK! Even in the future nothing works!!"
 

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SPACE BALLS RULES!

Darth Helmet, hands down, no contest.
 
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