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Dear Good-looking guys,

Thanks for ruining things for us average-looking guys. You, like all men,
will tag pretty much anything female. So you go out to bars and other social
venues and you go for the low-hanging fruit. You go for the average-looking
girl. Why? Because they are easy and don't give you half the **** that hot
women give.

So what's the big deal? The big deal is that average girls don't know their
place anymore. They suddenly think that they are hot just because they have
been banged by a hot guy. They are wrong, and they do not know it. We
average guys, however, do know it. We know that the average girl
-- in the long term -- is out of your league. We know that she is in our
league, the league of the average. But she does not know that.

So the average girl goes on thinking she is hot and holding out for a hot
guy to spend the rest of her life with. Yes, it's great for the ego of the
average girl. She bangs a hot guy every now and then, and she really thinks
she is the ****. No one told her, though, that any guy (hot or not) will
bang any average girl. Sadly, the average women develop this "I'll never
settle" mentality. Average guys are suddenly not an option for them, leaving
us average guys out in the cold. The genuine hot girls, of course, are not
an option for us, so that leaves us with the fat chicks. Thanks. Thanks a
lot, hot guy. Meanwhile, the really hot chicks are sitting around dissing us
and waiting for you to come talk to them. (And we can only imagine the
torture that the fat guys are going through as we average guys are forced to
mack on their
women.)

So do the social scene a favor -- stick with your own kind. Leave the
average girls to us, and stop creating delusions of grandeur in their minds.
The average chick is our niche. We work hard enough as it is for the average
girl. Now you go work hard to bag the hot chick. Don't be afraid of a little
work.
 

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"she bangs, she bangs,........wooOOooo, she bangs, she bangs........"
 

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That's good!
 

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SVT2888 said:
Dear Good-looking guys,
..., so that leaves us with the fat chicks. Thanks...
:rofl:

Then the fat chicks start thinking they are average and it all goes down hill from there.
 

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Shawn40th said:
:rofl:

Then the fat chicks start thinking they are average and it all goes down hill from there.
Yep, now we got the average size of women being somewhere around a 12-14 last time I saw. This means the skinny girls feel they can let themselves go a little bit, next thing you know we are one big overweight and obese nation all thanks to guys like...well...me :D
 

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But the average guy actually can get to date the super hot women..
There's just a difference.. They'll never bang'em.. Just become "super friends"..
:D

Been there, didn't do her... Became friends..
:(
Dang I was stupid..
Not this time around though... :D


//Per
 

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Thyg0d said:
But the average guy actually can get to date the super hot women..
There's just a difference.. They'll never bang'em.. Just become "super friends"..
:D

Been there, didn't do her... Became friends..
:(
Dang I was stupid..
Not this time around though... :D


//Per
That happened to me too. Her name was Noelle... (sigh) But we lost touch (so to speak) and I think she's married now.
 

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Not the one's I justed to hang with.. But of course.. Two of them was amongst Sweden's top models and some of the others just did modeling for fun 'cause they were already rich enough.. Hard to have low self-esteem then... :D

And my guy friends dropped thair yaw every time they came along with me
for a coffe or something.. :woowoo:
It was cool but still.. Just friends..


//Per
 

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92blackbird said:
Hot chicks are easy to bang, because they have low self-esteem.
That's a Cali thing where they all think they need to be plastic.
 

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yeah but youre forgetting........

if the hot guys get the average chicks,
then the average guys get the ugly chicks
and the ugly guys get the hot chicks.
its a triple edged sword.

ever see supermodels bf/husbands, theyre usually pretty ugly.

and ever notice how every group of buddies always has one guy who all the girls want? its gotten to the point where we just use him as bait at the club. but my bud has a hot GF, so theyre like the "ultra hot couple", kinda like the quaterback and the prom queen.
 

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ThomasR91169 said:
yeah but youre forgetting........

if the hot guys get the average chicks,
then the average guys get the ugly chicks
and the ugly guys get the hot chicks.
its a triple edged sword.

ever see supermodels bf/husbands, theyre usually pretty ugly.

and ever notice how every group of buddies always has one guy who all the girls want? its gotten to the point where we just use him as bait at the club. but my bud has a hot GF, so theyre like the "ultra hot couple", kinda like the quaterback and the prom queen.
very true i agree with that
 

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SVT2888 said:
And we can only imagine the
torture that the fat guys are going through as we average guys are forced to
mack on their
women.
yeah... no ****... anybody think what WE have to mack on?

nah-thing!!!!!!



LMAO :D
 
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