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http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/06/02/mexico.bikers.ap/index.html

Holy Crap, they got it on film!

This guy is gonna get the chair, he killed a bicyclist.

....I could have some fun with this in advertising:

1."Mow down a crowd of bikers, AND still be able to slice right through a tomato; the all new Ginzu Merc!"

2."Not your father's hit-and-run-mobile!"

3."Don't drink and drive, you might spill your drink!"

4."Smokey the Bear says: Only you can stamp out bicyclists"

5."Mom, have you ever woke up with that 'not-so-sure-I-remember-plowing-through-a-crowd-of-bicyclists' feeling in the morning?"

6."Buy any case of Coors, and we will throw in a new roll of 'Crime Scene Tape', free of charge!"

7."You can now mow over anything with the All-New " Speeding Mercury Edition" John Deere Lawn Tractor!"

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Two cases of really cheap beer: $50
Worn out Mercury Grand Marquis 4-door: $500
Legal fees not covered by the court-appointed lawyer: $5,000

Wondering what kind of 'OH SH*T!' look you had on your face when you woke up in your speeding car, right at the point you hit the bicyclists: priceless
 

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They probably will beat him down after the get out the hospital. As for the guy in the car I say lock him up and throw away the key. We had one drunk driving accident in my family.(My mom want drunk, she got hit by a drunk driver.) It dosent need to happen again.
 
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