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I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder
to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he
hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. "Man, that guy is
stupid," I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every
day to work, that's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is
bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway, so
if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass a new car
something like every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32
miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like
36,000 cars I pass every day.Statistically, half of these are driven by
females, that's 18,000. In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having
the worst day of their period. That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health,
22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's
98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons and this number is increasing.

This means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and
is armed.

Flip one off?

I don't think so.
 

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classic.:xpwink:

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i would just like to give you a big round of applause for taking the time to figure that one out. nice work, and interesting too :)
 

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LOL!

Thats awesome man. One great joke from Birdman, our resident TCCoA mathemetician. Now just think if only he may use his gift for evil instead of good. what peril we would all be in...
 

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heh, well thank you all for the praise, and while i AM pretty good with numbers, i must admit this is not MY joke. my commute is nine minutes one way, and i'm lucky if i see two dozen cars on my way to work.
 

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my PERSONAL finger flipping story

ok, i'll have a go at the same math for my personal commute:

I NEVER smile nicely or wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic and here's why:

I drive 6 miles each way every day to work, that's 12 miles each day. Of these, 0 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. So if you just look at the other 1 lane I am not in, that means I pass a car something like every 3,358 feet per lane.

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anyhow, that's boring me - you too i'm sure.

long story short, my odds of finding that one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and is armed are like 100,000 to 1.

subsequently, i flip them all off. :D
 

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Cool....

Never thought of it that way........thats the most thought out reasoning I've heard in a while.:leftright :uppoint:
 

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re to the post.....but still funny
 

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Props, dude.. that makes some serious sense!

-Jes
 

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I did ONCE!!

I was merging on to the highway and this Bi#$% in a PIckup truck wouldn't move over and there was noone next to her and made me hit my brakes. That's my #1 Pet peave on the road, non curtious drivers. SO I fly up next to her and it's a Harley Davidson Ford Truck....I give her the finger and hit the gas. She saw me and stomped that thing. The Super Charger whine was enough to deafen!!!! She had that thing beyond the red line to catch me!! She evened up with me and she was pretty good looking. Then she started to FLIP and the beauty went away to reveal a BEAST!! Mind you that I have a 3.8 so I was trying to go faster than her and felt like a real schmuck. Luckily traffic slowed her down so I kept some pride!

She catches up about 3 miles down the road, I put my window down to laugh at her ( have you ever done that?? When someone is screaming at you just give the most obnoxious laughloud as hell....it really makes them stop yelling and think you're psycho) , then she starts F you, you faggot mfer. My gf at the time was like yeah well F you. Then the hick started on her. I would say she was in her 30's and the whole time her Mother was sitting next to her!!

I felt like a shrimp that day.. #1 her truck has teh balls to rip my car to threads
#2 I'm lowered so I was looking up at her!!


But all in all I laughed in the end at the faces she was making while screaming at me
 
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