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What's your new name? Sometimes when you have a stressful
day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is
your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Release your inner child.

The following is an excerpt from a children's , "Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave
Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:

a=poopsie

b=lumpy

c=buttercup

d=gidget

e=crusty

f=greasy

g=fluffy

h=cheeseball

i=chim-chim

j=joliper

k=flunky

l=booger

m=pinky

n=zippy

o=goober

p=doofus

q=slimy

r=loopy

s=snerkel

t=tulefel

u=dorkey

v=squeezie

w=waliford

x=skipper

y=dinky

z=zsa-zsa.


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = doodah

b = tata

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = baggio

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = petunia

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = bubble

p = chico

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = tinker


Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:

a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = fuzz

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = hiccups

k = butt
l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = honey

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t= sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts. Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
Now when you FORWARD THIS... use your new name as the subject. And
remember that
children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an
average of 4 times a
day.
Put more laughter in your life!!

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


So my new name is Loopy Gigglewaffle
:uppoint:
 

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Zippy Bubblebrains!

LOL....
 

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Drum roll please.

My new name is .....

Zippy Girdlesniffer

lol
danman
 

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So i discovered the real names!:tongue:
 

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Johnny Five is Alive, TCCoAAC Member
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Booger Gerbilbrain

hehe.. sounds like the way my head feels ;o)

Gerbilbrain ... haha..
 

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This is quite some fun..especially when you type in names from guys at work and call them by their <a href="http://www.drunkcyclist.com/prison_name_generator.htm">Prison ***** name (click)</a>
 
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