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What's your new name? Sometimes when you have a stressful
day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is
your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Release your inner child.
The following is an excerpt from a children's , "Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave
Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
a=poopsie
b=lumpy
c=buttercup
d=gidget
e=crusty
f=greasy
g=fluffy
h=cheeseball
i=chim-chim
j=joliper
k=flunky
l=booger
m=pinky
n=zippy
o=goober
p=doofus
q=slimy
r=loopy
s=snerkel
t=tulefel
u=dorkey
v=squeezie
w=waliford
x=skipper
y=dinky
z=zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = doodah
b = tata
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = baggio
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = petunia
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = chico
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = tinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = fuzz
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = hiccups
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = honey
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t= sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts. Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
Now when you FORWARD THIS... use your new name as the subject. And
remember that
children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an
average of 4 times a
day.
Put more laughter in your life!!
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
So my new name is Loopy Gigglewaffle
:uppoint:
day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is
your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Release your inner child.
The following is an excerpt from a children's , "Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave
Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
a=poopsie
b=lumpy
c=buttercup
d=gidget
e=crusty
f=greasy
g=fluffy
h=cheeseball
i=chim-chim
j=joliper
k=flunky
l=booger
m=pinky
n=zippy
o=goober
p=doofus
q=slimy
r=loopy
s=snerkel
t=tulefel
u=dorkey
v=squeezie
w=waliford
x=skipper
y=dinky
z=zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = doodah
b = tata
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = baggio
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = petunia
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = chico
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = tinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = fuzz
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = hiccups
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = honey
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t= sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts. Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
Now when you FORWARD THIS... use your new name as the subject. And
remember that
children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an
average of 4 times a
day.
Put more laughter in your life!!
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
So my new name is Loopy Gigglewaffle
:uppoint:
