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A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So he found out from the local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the Gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a mark of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.

I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler. :eek: ;)
 

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StupidFly said:
heh heh, that is one of my favorites
Pssst. that's an actual smilie now. ;)
 

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Did you hear about the ex-pornstar who got a job at the local gas station ?






Yeah, he got fired cause he'd start filling someone's tank, and just before it was full, he'd pull the nozzle out and spray gas all over the back of the car.

*rimshot* :uppoint:

-Jes
 

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Got a good laugh out of that one.

danman
 
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