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LOL I thought this was pretty good, Had Know idea that J&J did that :eek:

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]


Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:



'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN THAN YOURS!

.........Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour puss; Maybe you should go and work for Johnson &Johnson!!!!!
 

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it could be an awesome job too. what if you were the guy who is teamed with a hot chick. and you were the one standing up and she was the one you test it on? sorry my imagination was going wild.
 

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From SNOPES.COM:

"There are probably a few health regulations that prohibit the resale of items that have previously been inserted into someone's rectum"

My question is what does it take for health organizations to sit down and pass such specific regulations?

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it could be an awesome job too. what if you were the guy who is teamed with a hot chick. and you were the one standing up and she was the one you test it on? sorry my imagination was going wild.
doubt that would ever happen
 

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doubt that would ever happen
even still why would that be attractive... a rectum is a rectum no matter who the heck its attached to. It can only serve one very unattractive purpose.
 

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oh wow talk about a pia job.
 
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