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I like to let them fly during peak hours at the local DMV
 

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My personal best was in WalMart. Dropped a good, long, quiet, dirty one then quickly went around to the other side of the aisle and heard this conversation coming from where "ground zero" was:

"Dude, you s--t your pants?"
"No, wasn't me."
"You did s--t, ditn't you?"
"I said it wasn't me!"
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"Seriously dude. You s--t like that in my car and I'm gonna punch you right in the grille."

I had to run somewhere else after that....I was afraid I was going to burst out laughing too loudly and give it away. :D
 

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only silent ones are deadly
 

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i like going into my roomates room when hes doing work at his desk, stand 2 in from him, while saying nothing, let one go, turn around and walk out. then wait till he yells "awwww dude!"
 

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Give my buddy some eggs and OJ from McDonalds, then control over the window locks in the delivery truck. Watch some people die. One guy was actually clawing at the window because he couldn't get it open. Just opened the door to air it out since the locks are manual.

I like the ones where you just do them in the back of the warehouse while everyone is talking, then people just start to look around. However they know it's me when I'm doubled over with a red face. Really sucked with Bell's Palsy. I could only grin on one side of my face. Looked like Two-Face.
 

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the best one are the ones that burn that have high sulfur content :). i do them at work when nobodies there stink up the whole store...god good times
 

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I always do it in department stores when I'm with my GF. Then I tell her to walk away slowly and someone steps right through it as I watch from behind a clothes rack. It's more fun than shopping. Oh especially when its shopping season and it's impossible for everyone to find out who done it.
-Thomas
 

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I ripped one at work one time while driving a hilo. It lingered where it was released, while I kept driving forward bout 5 feet. Unfortunately for me, I had to back up right through it, it was bad.
 

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yep. the more crowded it is, the more victims you can get.
Mike the picture I see of you getting away would surely tell this infected that it you you. You moving fast is not subtle.
 

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its worse than bad cheerios!
 
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