I had a person cut me off and almost wreck me today. We were going to bestbuy and he gained 5 seconds by cuting me off. I mentioned it to him and he was a total a-hole. I had some petroleum jelly in my grocerys from coming from the grocery store. I took it and as soon as he entred the store I took it and smeared it under the door handle. He came out 15 minuites later and you should have seen the look on his face when he tried to open his door and had it all over his fingers. I drove by laughing my but off. I should have spread it all over his windows espicaly the front one. The windshield wipers would not have take that off.