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The situation:

You are in the Middle East, and there is a huge flood in progress. Many homes have been lost, water supplies compromised and structures destroyed. You are a photographer getting still photos for the CNN news service and are traveling alone, looking for particularly poignant scenes. You come across Osama Bin Laden who has been swept away by the floodwaters. He is barely hanging on to a tree limb and is about to go under. You can either put down your camera and save him, or take a
Pulitzer Prize winning photograph of him as he loses his grip on the limb.



So, here's the question ..... and think carefully before you answer ...........

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Which lens would you use? :uppoint:
 

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If he is swept away there is still the potential that he would survive.

If he does die and the body is not found then we are still hunting a ghost.

It would be better to fetch him out of the water and then bash his head in with the camera.
 

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1. take rope, tie around bumper on hummer

2. fashion laseo to other end of rope

3. hook osoma around neck with laseo (sp)

4. drag him to safety

5. forget he is tied to bumper by his neck, and drive down the road for about 50 miles

6. stop, cut his corpse loose, and throw it in back of truck for stuffing at the local taxedermist

7. display in white house as part of the tour
 

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The biggest diameter one.








































It would probably make the largest glass shard to eviscerate him with.
 

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I was thinking the same thing. No way am I gonna let natural forces kill him. Pull him out and do it urself... THEN take the the picture. Hopefully you can hang him up next to u like in fishing pictures :)
quidospork said:
If he is swept away there is still the potential that he would survive.

If he does die and the body is not found then we are still hunting a ghost.

It would be better to fetch him out of the water and then bash his head in with the camera.
 

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heh, i'd kidnap him and hold him for mod money... use the camera to take pictures of my new paintjob....
 

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id fetch that bastard right up! you know uncle sam is offering $25 Million for him.
of course that is dead or alive, so i would have a little fun with osama first.
 

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but would anyone pay his ransom? or are you thinking people would fork over the money so they could deal with him?
 

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JoelBender said:
but would anyone pay his ransom? or are you thinking people would fork over the money so they could deal with him?
Um yeah.. the Government would.. that's kinda why they put a ransom on his head.

(taken straight from the FBI most wanted page)

The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to $25 million for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Usama Bin Laden. An additional $2 million is being offered through a program developed and funded by the Airline Pilots Association and the Air Transport Association.
 

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JoelBender said:
but would anyone pay his ransom? or are you thinking people would fork over the money so they could deal with him?
hehe what lloyd said... 25 million.... yep the cougie would be styling with PPG Harlequin color changing paint
 

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id save him























ok, im joking :cool: but i might yank him out, rip off all his finger nails, toe nails, gouge one eye out, cut his gums with a utility knife, and maybe nail him to a piece of wood and leave him in the sun to dry out. or id bring him home, call a medical friend of mine and put him through as much pain as possible while still forcing him to keep a heartbeat. id pay as much money as it takes to leave him tied up with an IV for life support while he suffers through decades of endless torture.

but thats just me.
 

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remember the move "Seven" with brad pitt and morgan freeman. the killer guy had kept someone alive for along time by just an iv drip. the guy shrivled up to a bag of bones and looked like he had died like 2 years ago, but was still alive. ah! the humanity!
 

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ShadowDragon said:
The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to $25 million for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Usama Bin Laden. An additional $2 million is being offered through a program developed and funded by the Airline Pilots Association and the Air Transport Association.
So are you saying I wouldn't get $27 million for bringing his body back? Would I at least get $2 million? I'm thinking there's money to be made bounty hunting...
 

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J-Rob said:
id save him






ok, im joking :cool: but i might yank him out, rip off all his finger nails, toe nails, gouge one eye out, cut his gums with a utility knife, and maybe nail him to a piece of wood and leave him in the sun to dry out. or id bring him home, call a medical friend of mine and put him through as much pain as possible while still forcing him to keep a heartbeat. id pay as much money as it takes to leave him tied up with an IV for life support while he suffers through decades of endless torture.

but thats just me.
Hey J-Rob,
Remind me NEVER to pi$$ you off! :D :D :D :D
 

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i'd throw my shoe at him...so i'd be the pullitzer prize winning photographer....


that killed osama bin ladin!!!
 
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