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A cabby picks up a nun, and he can't stop staring at her. She asks him
why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I
don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you can't possibly offend me. When you're as
old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to
see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic too!"

"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley"

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My
dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm
married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "Oh that's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party."

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That's a classic...heard it like 6 years ago. Really great joke. :D

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Great....I just got yelled at at work for laughing too loud. But then I read it to the boss and he did the same thing. Great joke!
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