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If there was a "Bi-Sexual Pride" parade... would it go both ways?
 

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Would you sleep with a sheep? I mean, if you were Beau, would you f*** a sheep?
 

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if you were driving on a road sniffing crack with a shotgun under your seat and the po-po pulls you over.
Do you give the po-po crack?
Or do you blow his head??
 

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how about a classic Carlin line: "if god is all powerful can he make a rock so big he himself can't lift it?"
And the classic Simpsons variant, "Could God microwave a burrito so hot, that even he couldn't eat it?" (Homer to Flanders :D)
 

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ShadowDragon said:
Would you sleep with a sheep? I mean, if you were Beau, would you f*** a sheep?
:D

If your significant other offers you a threesome, is it cheating?
 

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Sophosis said:
If a tree falls in a forest, and there's no one around to hear it... does it make a sound?
Or,

If a man speaks in the middle of the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
 

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why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

confucious says:
man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok.
 

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confucious say: Man who go to bed with itchy but, often wake up with stinky fingers.

confucious say: Man who jack off into cash register often cum into cash.
 

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Why do they call it taking a dump instead of leaving a dump? After all, you're not really taking it anywhere. Funk dat.
 
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