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"According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in
the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers
at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they
give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition
depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them,
from Rudolph to Blitzen- had to be a girl.

We should've known. Only women, while pregnant, would
be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all
around the world in one night and not get lost."

Cheers, guys!

--Molly
 

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He must have glued their antler back on, using epoxy and duct tape. I mean he has to be an egineering genious to make something w/o wings fly :D

Greg
 

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It is theoretically possible for a male reindeer to keep his antlers that long, more theoretically possible than say, a fat man making toys at the north pole.






































Besides, if they were female deer they would be cutting off airplanes and making them crash into each other. :D Not to mention all the potty breaks, they'd never make it in that short of a time.
 

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Anything But Typical
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I wasn't aware that reindeer used potties.

And the comment about cutting off airplanes,what's that supposed to mean?:D

--Molly
 

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Craig-and-Molly said:
I wasn't aware that reindeer used potties.
Ok, at the velocity they need to travel, if they don't stop, Santa wouldn't be known as the man in red and white anymore.
 

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ShadowDragon said:


Ok, at the velocity they need to travel, if they don't stop, Santa wouldn't be known as the man in red and white anymore.
LMAO!:uppoint:
 

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could you imagine if they were female reindeer, what would happen when theyd try to park on the roof.. i think we would have a lot of chimneys with a chunk missing... -greg
 

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glowing escape said:
could you imagine if they were female reindeer, what would happen when theyd try to park on the roof.. i think we would have a lot of chimneys with a chunk missing... -greg
If they managed the roof at all! :D
 

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female reindeer... that could explain the Leaning Tower of Pisa in Itatly :D

-Andy "Melon"
 
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