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One should be added from here for the t-bird forums. Sorry if this is a repost...


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Ah man, there already was a DSM one, I thought it was the same one I had seen before but stuff got added. Mine is better anyway.
 

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THOSE WERE GREAT!!! :uppoint: :uppoint: :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks!! :bowdown:
 

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here's one:
a duck goes to a bar and orders a beer. The bartender asks the duck if he wanted to add that to his tab. The duck replies,"No, just add it to my bill"...
 

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StupidFly said:
it was posted almost exactly 12 hours before you did.
 

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TURNER BROWN

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE African American guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle, Turner Brown."

The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him.

The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little
guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall,
I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3
pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said "Turn
around."
 

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StupidFly said:
:leftright Zero... yeah, its a repost, but whats worse is it was posted almost exactly 24 hours before you did.
And was posted as the initial post in another thread
Which is why I didn't know it was already in this thread
And then moved as a reply to this thread
Which I didn't think could even be done
Without anybody telling me
And then because I thought my post was deleted
I posted it into a new thread
Which is now locked

WHICH COULD HAVE ALL BEEN AVOIDED IF SOMEBODY HAD JUST TOLD ME MY THREAD WAS MOVED



...Sorry, but now I look like a jerk just because someone else was monkeying around with my posts.
 

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zero89lx said:
...Sorry, but now I look like a jerk just because someone else was monkeying around with my posts.

It's good to be the King.................................




















right Shadow? :king:
 

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Yep, it pays to pay attention too. That's how most recent reposts are handled, merging. Also why all the tech forums include "Be sure you've performed a Search before posting a new thread!" at the top when you hit new thread.
 

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OO oo oo I got one.

Guy #1: will an sc supercharger fit on my...
Guy #2: SEARCH!
 

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DSM forums -

-autozone says theyre out of boost fluid, where can i get some?
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-whats with all these honduh's asking if i have NAWSS everytime i shift?
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92blackbird said:
TURNER BROWN

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE African American guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle, Turner Brown."

The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him.

The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little
guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall,
I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3
pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said "Turn
around."
hahahaha :uppoint: :uppoint: :uppoint:
 

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Kodiak kid said:
Just saw this on a civic thread....

"Once the air is compressed, it gets colder..hence more power"

:uppoint: :uppoint: :uppoint:

And they were NOT referring to the NAAWWWSSSS

HAHAHA compressing air GENERATES HEAT. Thats when u release pressure that it gets colder u idiots.
 

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What's going on in the car forums?

TCCOA - Where can i find me sum 17x9 Cobra R's in silver:D
:uppoint: sorry had to do it


Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
 
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