:rofl: :rofl: AAHHHH YUP!!Cool Dude said:"Because I know you New Yorkers," the trooper says, "two miles down the
road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say,
> 'I wish that @$$hole would've tried that shlt with me!"
Little Johnny just can't stay outta trouble:rofl: :rofl:95_SilverBird said:"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted......