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Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.



You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.



Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)



'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'



1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.



2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.



3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave . We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.



4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.



5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.



6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile .



7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)



8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to

the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.



9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.



10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?



'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '
 

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10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
ding ding ding, we have a winnar!!
 

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That is a brilliant plan!

Especially the foreign policy bit. Why help out countries that don't want our help?
 

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we have the ability to make all our own oil. there is a alge that can make 100000 of oil per acre. it does not need good farm land the millions of usless acres in the desert would be perefect. We need to put the type of effort we put into the mahanatin project on being energy independant. Tell the rest of the world to go pound sand.

11. protect companies that make stuff in the united states from unfair competion from abroad.


12. severly fine and lock out companies that shift american jobs to china.
13. imprision the speculators that pushed oil or other comodies to excessive highs.

14. land mine the borders of the united states and excute coyotes and any employer that there work force is illegal alliens.
 

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First:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

While I agree with what was said, I think people forget that 90% of the US citizens can trace their ancestry back to an immigrant!! The only people that have the right to tell anyone to “get out” is an American Indian.

Just keep that in mind as you bash immigrants and tell a tortured, starving family asking for asylum to get out. :thumbsup:
 

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Well my mom was a American Indian. and my dad was from Germany so I am half True American :)
 

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if you lived in oklahoma you could get a house for free from the cherokee nation. I don't have enough to get anything but that is ok.
 

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The problem is not immigrants, it's ILLEGAL immigrants. Geesch!

Do you live in a house? What if you came home one day and someone had moved in with you illegally? Wouldn't you want them out immediately?
I was refereeing to
No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers
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No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
I’m sorry it I didn’t make that clear.

I agree 100% about the illegal immigrants!! Kick them out (but first seize all their funds and take out what they owe in taxes) and don’t allow them back in even if they want to come in legally!! :redmad:

But this nation would not be what it is today if it were not for the legal immigrants that sought asylum here in the US. Or are you saying that the Jews during WWII should have been turned away. Is that what this nation is about?

Yes, the immigration situation is a complete mess, but I also don’t think we should turn a blind eye to those in honest need, which is what the plan is saying.

Again, sorry for not being more clear. :thumbsup:
 

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I was refereeing to


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I’m sorry it I didn’t make that clear.

I agree 100% about the illegal immigrants!! Kick them out (but first seize all their funds and take out what they owe in taxes) and don’t allow them back in even if they want to come in legally!! :redmad:

But this nation would not be what it is today if it were not for the legal immigrants that sought asylum here in the US. Or are you saying that the Jews during WWII should have been turned away. Is that what this nation is about?

Yes, the immigration situation is a complete mess, but I also don’t think we should turn a blind eye to those in honest need, which is what the plan is saying.

Again, sorry for not being more clear. :thumbsup:
Yeah, I thought those were a little extreme too.

No foreign students over 21? I wouldn't have had a TA for any of my classes, since that would take out all the foreign grad students.

But, the asylum thing almost makes sense. Instead of having people just coming over here to hide, either get a work visa and contribute, or get a green card and stay here. The way I understand it: No free passes just because your country has problems.

Of course, I might be completely wrong on that last one.
 

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But, the asylum thing almost makes sense. Instead of having people just coming over here to hide, either get a work visa and contribute, or get a green card and stay here. The way I understand it: No free passes just because your country has problems.

Of course, I might be completely wrong on that last one.
I did some research on the asylum and there are specific guidelines. And there is a difference between asylums vs. refugee.
Asylum:
http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.eb1d4c2a3e5b9ac89243c6a7543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=3a82ef4c766fd010VgnVCM1000000ecd190aRCRD&vgnextchannel=3a82ef4c766fd010VgnVCM1000000ecd190aRCRD
Refugee:
http://www.dhs.state.ia.us/refugee/bureau/usrefugee.asp

It looks like the laws are in place, but maybe not being enforced stringently enough. Imagine that!!! :leftright
 
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