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Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this **** Mustang, even with it's big power,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by.
 

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That gave me a good laugh.

I can't count how many times I've seen the classic high-speed fly-by.
 

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Lets just make it and anual event. 5 Anual rice smoking poem. Always gets a good laugh out of me no matter how many times ive read it..


Mike
 

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gpat6 said:
Sorry, I should have searched.
i never saw it before, it was pretty funny.

Frank
 

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gpat6 said:
Sorry, I should have searched.
oh I wasn't trying to shoot you down....just an observation. In fact, there are now quite afew versions....as it travels from one board to another someone changes a word or two, and it morphs over time.
 

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If they can show Roodolf The Red Nosed Raindeer. Way too many times every X-Mas. I can certainly deal with that poem every year.That was actually the first time i heard that version. Man i love that its such a good laugh. Someone should make a T-Bird poem like that. Good stuff keep it comin

Greenbird, you dont happen to have the other versions do you. If you do can you post them. I'd like to hear the other ones too. Thanks Bud

I hope Santa doesn't put rice in my stockin this year, id rather get coel lol.

"CRASH":thumbsup:
 

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This is one from 2001:

T'was the night before Christmas, and at the red light,
was my supercharged t-bird, and not a cop was in sight.

The temptation was there, to smoke-um with pride,
when a little red ricer, pulled up right beside.

He looked at me funny, like he thought he could win.
I was gunna make money, so I sneered, and I grinned.

The light changed to green, and I smiled with glee,
as the ricer took off, I knew he couldn't see.

I'd try to refrain from smokin' up the cool night,
But I just couldn't do it, and it really felt right.

As I reached back for second then up into third,
I just knew this red ricer, must be laying a turd.

We went down the street flyin', and grabin' the gears,
and four short blocks later, he was behind by two years.

From forth came the notion, I'd already won,
he had not a chance, no, not even one!

When all of the sudden, from out of the night,
came from one block ahead, a flashing red light.

I got on the brakes to see what was up,
Then made a quick turn, "Oh crap" it's a cop!

I turned off the headlights, then dissolved into the night.
I'd made a quick exit, there'd be no bragging tonight.

It would wait 'til tomorrow, when I'd tell it to friends,
I beat the red ricer, and a big ticket again.

And one from 2002:

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic v8 and no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn T-Bird, even with its big blower,

As the light goes green and I pull like no Joke,
The T-bird erupts in clouds of tire smoke,

now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now stroker, now blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,

Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing,

I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four banger straining,

In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
and my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,

Don't bother with third, cause now its too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,

looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,

"you can't win them all," he says in a fling,
"you may not win any, in that silly thing"

I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow..... it will be a better night.
 
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