Ok so I turn the corner and accelerate slowly, as I hit about 50 my ABS light and T/A OFF light come on simultaneously and the tach drops to 0. The car is still running fine at this point so I try pressing the traction assist button with no change in the light on the dash. I press the brake and the radio cuts out. I let off the brake, it comes back on. I hit the accelerator and the car stumbles, pulls out of it and everything goes back to normal. WTF could cause this? It could be in my head but after the car snapped out of it I swear the headlights were brighter. Only thing I can think of is alternator but I've never had all the other crap happen with a failing or failed alternator before in any other car I've owned. Totally baffled here.