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Lost Chapter in GenesisAdam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This woman will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.

She will always agree with every decision you make.

She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.

She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "Well, I don't want to give up an arm and a leg!

What can I get for a rib?"

. . . And the rest is history....
 
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Like comic Steven Wright said, "Women - can't live with 'em...can't shoot 'em."

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So what you are saying is that we should blame Adam, and that it is Eve's fault Adam took the fruit. Goes to show that from the very beginning of time women have been trouble.
 
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